The new job has started. Entry is rough, but I think I’ll get the hang of it pretty quickly. It turns out that after seven months of saying, “oh, no, I’m not the lawyer,” I’m really eager to say, “HI I’M YOUR G-DD-MN LAWYER AND YOU BETTER LIKE IT.” It’s a total shift in terms of area of practice, responsibilities, office setup, and everything else.
I’m not allowed to say, check my email or write blog posts, so expect blogging to be pretty quiet, or not at normal times, or clearly written yesterday and scheduled for the morning.
I am allowed to request office supplies, but I’m pretty sure this means, y’know, a monitor riser and not an iPad, since I now work for a non-profit. It turns out that one thing I absolutely cannot live without anymore is a carbon-copy memo-book. I need one of these for a couple of reasons. The first is that I lose stuff, but with the carbon copy memo pad, I have a carbon of the person’s phone number, name, and message, even if I lost the message. The second is that I like to have a chronology of who called when, and I like to have them all neatly in one place so I can check through the book and see whether I spoke with Ms. Jones before or after Mr. Smith and which day of the week that was on. The third is that if I do not have a memo pad, I write down 6 messages on one piece of notebook paper and then I don’t know whose file to put my notes in. I’m not going to write each message on a single piece of notebook paper, because that is a waste of space. So I’m requesting a memo-book. Unless you think an iPad would be more efficient, but I’m pretty sure the $295 difference in price will decide that for me.
My office is also desperately, sadly, in need of some art. I’m probably not supposed to share pictures of my office, but I am sharing this one of the wall opposite me because I cannot fathom that it is actually breaking any rules. This is what I’m looking at from my desk.
I’m gonna need some art. What color would go well against the wall color? I want something nice that I won’t mind looking at for the next few years. Inspirational quotes are acceptable, but no demotivators or quotes about love, family, wine, husbands, shoes, or other unprofessional things. Not really anything about lawyers either, since I will be meeting with clients in this space. I want the space to feel warm and friendly, but like I take them seriously. I can’t achieve the streamlined effects of the downtown BigLaw offices that are more glass than anything else, but I want to feel like more than a nonprofit lawyer making do with what was offered. Also, this workspace is mine and it isn’t temporary and I want to make it what I want it to be. Suggestions, please!