Client: Why can’t felons be personal representatives?
Me: I don’t know. They also can’t vote.
Client: Well, I guess that’s good, because they probably would vote Democrat, so it’s better for the country.
Client: Don’t you agree?
Me: I don’t think that criminals are likely to belong to one party or another.
Client: Come on! All criminals are democrats!
I’m seriously thinking of having the office tell the client that I was fired for being too liberal.